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Trump Theme Restaurant

My first thought was that the theme could be farts – that is what “trump” means in England. Good luck suing us for that use, Donald. But not very appetising

But then I thought, what if never mentioned the name Trump, but just things associated with him that he would rather not highlight in a legal case. Name idea:

Very Stable Genius

Just an American Diner themed restaurant where everything is clearly related to the Donald.

Our signature burger or hotdog could be called Big Hands

One wall of the restaurant could be called the Great Great Wall (paid for by Mexico).

A milkshake called Major Freeze. Thin Person Diet Coke.

Ideas looking for a menu item:

  • Date My Daughter
  • Long and Beautiful Fingers
  • Putin Likes Me
  • My Button is Bigger
  • Covfefe
  • Stop the Count
  • Bleach
  • Grab ‘Em
  • Huge
  • Why Can’t We Use Nukes (for something spicy)
  • Bad Hombres
  • Birther
  • Like, Really Smart
  • Very Good Brain

I’m guessing photos of him on the wall is OK. And showing OAN or Fox on the TV is OK.

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