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Family Traits

My great-grandfather’s brother was obsessed with freeing Samoa, and helped do it. Legal, law, words etc.
My great-grandfather attempted to kill his wife with an axe. (Let off for sunstroke x drunk).
His son, my grandfather, worked in a rope factory, He liked beer and sang Irish ditties.
His wife, my grandmother, had psychic powers and a heart of gold.
My grandfather on the other side, was a champion golfer (NZ Open). He drank himself stupid in the garden shed.
My aunty lived with her parents almost all her life, and wrote a best-selling book on herbs.
My dad created 40% of the kiwifruit varieties in existence.
I ran a doomsday cult.
Conclusion – autism on both sides, and alcoholic coping mechanisms. The other alcoholics and autistics I am not mentioning.

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