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The Conspiracy Movie

Like Idiocracy 2.0

We need it, and we need it now – a satire of conspiracy theorists that will, perhaps, save some of them.

Here’s some ideas from a barely awake state this morning:

Mockumentary

The movie within the movie – with frequent clips – is called Chemtrails – Based on Real Stuff

It interviews whistle-blowers and explains how every airline and their employees are in on depopulating the world by spraying us with something. The running gag is when the interviewer asks why didn’t they just put it in the water.

But this is a drama, and we see the evil overlords (Rothschilds, WEF) plotting to do something, but struggle to define why.

We see an Alex Jones type run for president.

We see international diplomatic relations descend into juvenile name calling.

Obviously it needs a story, perhaps a right-wing journalist given amazing access but has been converted to WOKE by his girlfriend. He asks for consent to do anything.

YES, make fun of the woke folk also.

Think Zoolander.

Throw in influencers, reality stars, fake tits, and kale.

Add a pedophile element to up the game

It could be structured like a 70s disaster movie, with different back stories, a flawed leader, a fat chick who doesn’t make it, and a dog who miraculously does.

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