Earnings are expected to be the same each month. However our CEO has the potential to say screw you to the man at any time.
Expenses are up this quarter, primarily due to a new TV in the staff lounge.
Our CEO is on reflux medication. His voice was becoming deeper and sexier, so the medication will help decide if this is related to his minor reflux issues that are ordinarily treated with ice cream.
Also in health – all of our employees have had their first COVID jab, and we aim to fully vaccinated a few weeks from now. This will allow us to resume executive retreats overseas.
Our fleet of cars have had their valuation revised after discovering (after 8 years) that the rear seats fold down, enhancing their usefulness.
Regarding actual shares, our investments in mining companies and Bitcoin – both of which are terrible for the environment – have been very profitable. Of course we are not investing in the literal sense, and our ownership of their shares, or not, makes no difference to what they do.